Just another thing we're thankful for....
© 2012 by
The Conservative Muse
It's that
special time of year when all Americans assess
The
benefits and blessings that we're lucky to possess.
Midst our
usual Thanksgiving Feast -- midst all its tastes and flavors --
We need
to show some gratitude for governmental favors.
The gifts
bestowed are numerous, and infinite to boot;
And
here's a sampling of those groups receiving lots of loot:
African-Americans
Our first
black president has graced his people with this plight:
An
economy so bad their unemployment's reached new height.
But
dependency on welfare is a status He condones;
Along
with checks and food stamps He hands out Obama phones.
Hispanics
"I
cannot do the Dream Act without Congress," said Barack,
Before
looking at potential votes and taking careful stock.
"Oh
what the hell, I'm President, I need to show resilience.
I'll make
an order, break the rules, and bask in all my brilliance."
College Students
Now
here's a group that Democrats all treat like royalty:
Young
libs whose education helps ensure their loyalty.
Lest a
student change his mind and see the errors of his way,
Obama
will forgive his debts, and make the public pay.
Unions
"Bin
Laden's dead; GM's alive" was preached by Dems this fall,
Though a
Union gift through bankruptcy was mentioned not at all.
Giving
equity to Labor broke the law and keeps costs high;
"Al
Qaeda thrives while GM dies" should be their battle cry.
Single women
Poor
Sandra Fluke, the law student -- at sixty grand per year --
Could not
afford some condoms, but she got Obama's ear.
Big
government stepped in to heed the woeful Sandra's plea:
It angers
Catholics, but now she gets her rubbers free!
About
these gifts Mitt Romney took some flak for his complaining;
But his
defeat was pre-ordained --
The
welfare state is self-sustaining.
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