Sunday, January 15, 2012

Introducing Obama-Motors Greatest Achievement!



                                                     A Chevy Volt in Operation





2012 by The Conservative Muse

We've known e'er since that fateful day Obama took his oath
To expect a huge explosion in our governmental growth.
We've not been disappointed, as we've witnessed with dismay
Dodd-Frank and health "reform" -- just parts of quite a huge array.

While conservatives are apt to sing the socialistic blues,
The lefties want to tell us all what lightbulbs we can use.
From big-picture interference down to smallest nuts and bolts,
The shaky hand of government now gives us Chevy Volts!

Obama hates Big Oil and hopes to wean us from its grip....
But these GM-made electric cars give quite the scary trip.
They're a noble thought, indeed, except their major claim to fame
Is their disconcerting tendency for bursting into flame.

They haven't sold that many, but their owners are aware
That eight thousand were recalled to undergo a key repair.
But this concept was a loser when GM had first commenced it --
The Laws of Economics spoke so forcefully against it!

The selling price is 40 grand -- for 30 miles per charge;
Even economic dunderheads acknowledge that's too large.
Since Barack ignores the Law (of Constitution and Finances),
He gives the Volt a subsidy to help its meager chances.

It's a classic case of government's incompetent intrusion
Into industries it likes, to every other one's exclusion.
There's the solar panel scandal, when Solyndra bit the dust,
And the recent Feds' acknowledgement that ethanol's a bust.

If you're thinking of a Volt, then take this tip for sure success:
A Roman candle burns as bright and costs a whole lot less.




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