Obama Needs an Exorcist!

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

"While middle class families have been playing by the rules, living up to their responsibilities as neighbors and citizens, those at the commanding heights of our economy have not.  There’s nothing wrong with making money, but there is something wrong when we allow the playing field to be tilted so far in the favor of so few.”

A New Era of Responsibility, the President’s Budget,  page 5

Some people believe that pure evil’s alive

And our modern-day culture allows it to thrive.

There’s Hitler, Saddam – throw in Idi Amin --

As proof that the Devil’s appeared on the scene.

But now there’s a new evil presence, we fear,

So call Father Merrin, THE WEALTHY are here!

 

It’s the Father we know from “The Exorcist” fame,

who cast out the demon by calling its name.

Obama must think he’s reprising that role

By blaming THE WEALTHY for taking a toll

for “possessing” too much of American treasure

And bashing the weak with a devilish pleasure!

 

The Exorcist works with a Church-approved script;

Our leader Obama is likewise equipped

Though Barack gets his cues from the Socialist Bible;

At any one moment a person is liable

To distinguish a telltale collective expression --

Like “level the field” – to expose his obsession.

 

The Muse doesn’t know if he’s “wealthy” or not;

He suspects that he is, since he’s happily got

A nice home and a job (though he’s selfly-employed),

A lifestyle we guess makes Obama annoyed,

but we know our new Prez will take pains to remind him

He owes a big chunk to the people “behind” him.

 

This demonization of wealth is quite scary;

Barack might think twice before trying to bury

all folks whose investments helped make this great nation.

Though class warfare is great as campaigning oration,

Now it’s written in stone as a Budget quotation!

Like the Exorcist facing a new altercation,

We’re facing these years with profound trepidation!

Barack and the Dems Pick Their Fight!

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

 

The stock market’s tanking, no bottom’s in sight;

The flow of red ink is a source of huge fright;

Unemployment is reaching a dizzying height

While the country sinks deep in recessionist plight.

We need leaders who focus on what lies ahead,

And the Dems pick a fight with Rush Limbaugh instead!

 

The Treasury folks have no whiff of a plan

Though promising one since the crisis began,

While Congress is mandating billions per man

In “stimulus” spending as only they can.

Yet the Dems are quite forceful in one thing they seek:

To stifle the evil Rush Limbaugh’s critique.

 

There are captains of industry wishing to share

Their fear of the things that Obama would dare.

Warren Buffet and raspy Jack Welch are aware

That their votes for Barack were perhaps made in error.

Andy Grove, Barton Biggs, and Jim Cramer are critical,

And the Dems bash Rush Limbaugh for reasons political.

 

They’re trying to paint with a massive broad brush

Republican pols to equate them with Rush

Whose rate of approval has melted to slush.

They’re hoping this tactic will serve them to crush

Politicians opposing this bill’s obligations

That threaten our capitalistic foundations.

 

As if they’ve got nothing to do with their time,

The DNC’s mounting a billboard to chime

Along with commercials they’re making to slime

“Maha Rushie,” who boldly committed the crime

Of daring to speak ‘gainst the plans of The One,

Whose thinness of skin appears second to none.

 

The libs are big backers of freedom of speech;

Its value is something they poignantly preach.

We wonder what lessons they’re trying to teach

While expending so much in attempts to impeach

A radio talk jock expressing dissent….

Lord knows that George Bush had good reason to vent

When Hollywood dissed him one thousand percent!

That “speech” was unblocked, now this message is sent:

Don’t mess with Barack, he’s of godly descent!

Sean Penn Goes "Full Retard"

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

re·tard    (rē' tärd)   

n.   Offensive Slang 

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.

Last week all the Hollywood folks had convened

To honor the best of the films they had screened

In their yearly extravagant Oscar event;

In facelifts alone, millions must’ve been spent!

They honored Sean Penn for his acting display,

But there’s more about Sean that we’d like to convey!

The film, “Tropic Thunder,” had cast a nice take

On sensitive actors attempting to make

Portrayals of people with mental debility

As proof of Academy-worthy ability. 

The film makes the point, vis a vis that award,

By going “full retard” one’s largely ignored!

Recall Dustin Hoffman; remember Tom Hanks; 

Their “Rain Man” and dense Forrest Gump had won thanks

from Academy voters who looked with disdain

At Penn’s “I Am Sam,” who had half of the brain

of the other two characters, proving the saw

That going “full retard”’s a tactical flaw. 

Though PC police this may tend to incite

In reality Sean plays a moron just right!

Think Hollywood libs --  it’s still hard to believe

there’s someone as childishly dumb and naïve 

as a person who thinks it’s an honor so sweet 

to prostrate himself at a dictator’s feet.

Hugo Chavez, Fidel, and the madman Saddam

Have all had the pleasure of shaking the palm

Of our boy while he toured their respective domains,

Praising socialist programs or fascist campaigns 

That he found to be honestly worthy of praise --

While blasting the U.S. in so many ways.

Does he know how his guys treat outspoken dissenters?

Perhaps they’d be hanged in the midst of Town Centers,

Or just disappear like they never existed – 

How nice that we know Sean has greatly assisted

These tyrants in spreading the lie that sounds good: 

These really nice guys are just misunderstood!

Sean won his award for portraying a gay;

He pled for their rights on the dais that day.

Perhaps he'd be shocked if we dared to reveal

Fidel hunted gays with a frightening zeal;

They rotted in jail with no chance for appeal –

More proof that Sean’s going “full retard” for real!

The New Barack-racies...and Suggestions for More!

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

 

We skeptics are shocked it could happen so fast:

Not barely a month of his term has flown past

And Obama’s already been floating creation 

Of brand new bureaucracies aimed at a nation

Whose folks are exposed to intensive bereavement

O’ver loss of its capitalistic achievement.

 

Our socialization is making big strides,

New centralized planners will soon be our guides.

A Middle Class Task force is newly-appointed

By The One, who must feel like he’s duly anointed

To run people’s lives in a way he sees fit;

We’ll be a success to the length he’ll permit!

 

He’s also creating a U. S. Director

In the Health Information Technology sector

To gather our data in centralized banks –

For programs like this we’re supposed to give thanks?

We accept these new bureaus with very few questions,

But please let us make these few humble suggestions.

 

Let’s set up an office that seeks to control

Those CEO salaries, meeting the goal

Of leveling rich guys to commonplace status.

Because by the short hairs they’ve recently had us,

We’ll teach’em a lesson they all need to learn:

Obama will tell them how much they can earn!

 

It’s now a known fact that significant sources

Of greenhouse-type gas are secreted from horses

Due to feed that can also cause flatulent sheep;

The odor alone can make manly-men weep!

Let’s set up the Bureau of Foodstuff for Stock,

To prevent global warmth and olfactory shock!

 

We’ll fortify OSHA to cling like a leach

To each private-owned workplace within its long reach.

We’ll manage employees right down to their perks;

Like France, we’ll determine how long each one works.

We’ll demand that our office chairs fit all our butts;

In Vegas, we’ll standardize legalized sluts!

 

There’s a ton of Barackracies yet to be seen,

Like those to grow welfare or make us all green.

It’s what you’d expect from Barack the Big-Hearted,

A person whose socialist path was well-charted.

The train toward a leftist ideal has departed,

So buckle your seat  belts, we've only just started!