Now Playing: Obama's Circus of Horrors!

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

“Step right up, all you kids, and you Ladies and Gents!

You’ll witness the World’s Greatest Show in these tents!

To the ends of the earth we’ve sent fearless explorers

To discover the stars of our Circus of Horrors!

“We proudly present in our centermost ring

This act that will cause your emotions to swing

From laughter to tears, then to uttermost shock:

It’s Mahmoud from Iran, and his tamed pet, Barack!

“Folks, your sides will explode with the utmost hilarity

As Mahmoud tells the world, with the fakest sincerity,

He’ll allow the inspectors to check out his nukes

-- and this placates Barack and those U. N.-led kooks!

“You’ll cry in a torrent of massive profusion

When Obama performs his most heartfelt illusion:

While Iranian protestors suffer fierce beatings,

The Elegant One turns deaf ears to their pleadings!

“And you’ll gasp as Barack offers warmth and engagement,

Then watches Israelis express their enragement

As they capture a boat that’s been loaded with arms –

While Mahmoud disavows he intends any harms!

“It’s a sideshow event that you won’t want to miss:

Watch Mahmoud lead the world to the brink of Abyss

While the Head of the West does his best to make nice --

Like the 'Czar' of Iran will then heed his advice!

Mahmoud’s crazy actions exact no big price:

To call Barack ‘meek’ is an insult to mice!”