© 2009, by The Conservative Muse
The Muse has already embellished the theme
That Alice in Wonderland mirrors the scheme
Of illogical thought that’s becoming so prevalent
In Year One of the Reign of Barack the Benevolent.
But we’re shocked that The One’s climbed tyrannical charts
To the height of the fictional red Queen of Hearts!
The Queen had a saying for which she was famous:
‘Twas “Off with your head” to a poor ignoramous
Who dared to do something so foul as ask questions
about motives behind some contentious suggestions.
Now Barack’s got contrary conservatives dreading
the arrogant Left’s metaphoric beheading.
These new “town hall meetings on health care reform”
Have brought out a vast right conspiracy storm
Of protestors booing the Democrat speaker ---
lib proof that conservative minds are much weaker.
Are these people as dumb as the Left would portray,
Or have they just read what the bill has to say?
Lady Nancy, Sir Durbin and other Dem lords
Have been striking the same anti-dissident chords,
Referring to “Nazi-like” organizations
Who orchestrate all of these “fake” protestations.
So libs are okay with thug ACORN-type groups,
But the Right is defamed when it rallies its troops?
How fitting that Dems made the “Nazi” quotation:
They learned that a tool for “town hall” agitation
Was an emailing list that had spread the good word;
In attempts to assure this free speech isn’t heard,
They want “fishy emails” shut down at the source:
Der Fuhrer would love such tyrannical force!
With aid from his Knights in the media realm
King Barack’s got his socialist hand on the helm
To maneuver our lost ship-of-state into ports
That provide single-payer-type plans he exhorts.
Both His Highness and quaint Barney Frank have confessed
That it’s that kind of health care with which they’re obsessed.
‘Mongst those who lopped heads as a powerful threat,
King Henry the Eighth was as bad as they get.
But Obama is making a modern-day bid
For infamy gained by his chopping the lid
Of legitimate protestors daring to speak
‘Gainst the current hot icon of liberal chic.
We pray that this dissidence isn’t unique --
Just think of the damage Obama can wreak!
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