Hillary Takes "I'm Sorry" Tactic to India!

© 2009 by The Conservative Muse

They say that the view when you’re way up in space

is a thrill of a sort you can never replace.

That earthly blue marble’s aglow with a shine

That humbles us all and confirms the Divine.

It’s amazing what things you can see from so high:

The Great Wall of China is clear to the eye.

But wait – what’s that pall o’er that Indian nation?

Why, it’s smog from industrial maximization!

Obama had promised to end all the harm

Of carbon dioxide by laying his charm

on leaders of countries with filthy conditions,

and convince them to greatly curtail their emissions.

So to salvage our planet poor Hill was dispatched

On a mission in which she was greatly mismatched.

Mrs. Clinton was sent to see Indian reps

To see if they’d willingly take the first steps

Toward treaties to minimize carbon production –

(As if global warming’s a man-made construction!)

Their answer was short and succinct, not long-windy;

uh, let’s see how to put this… what’s “F--- you” in Hindi?

Now how could our Hillary fail so prodigiously?

She stuck to Barack’s foreign playbook religiously!

She tried using trademark Obama psychology:

The first thing she did was to make an apology!

What classic self-loathing of leftist theocracy,

To badmouth our “climate-change-making” democracy!

To suggest we’re the problem should make us all seethe,

when Asians wear masks while outside just to breathe!

Hill followed The One’s ineffectual lead

Which he blazed when in Europe by daring to plead

For global indulgence for all our past crimes;

But his programs were roundly rebuffed at all times!

“I’m sorry” is useful in some situations,

like Middle School dramas or spousal relations;

but to think it’s effective in tough situations

with grizzled officials of overseas nations

is a fantasy born of naïve expectations.

We hope that Obama’s got new variations

On his tactic of humble and meek supplications!