Summer Reading for Liberals (Are You Listening, John Conyers?)

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

We know that Barack’s a speech-maker deluxe,

In contrast to Bush, who so painfully sucks.

His syntax is glib and his vocals are swell --

It’s just that the content is scary as hell!

But we also now know how the Dems have ingested

These programs Barack and his boys have suggested:

The honest John Conyers just lately admitted

He’s not reading the health bill the Congress submitted!

It’s too long and complex, but he’ll vote for the plan,

Even though neither he nor the average man

Can determine who may be the bill’s beneficiary -

He’s only the head of the House’s Judiciary!

This incredible story has gotten us Musing

On all of the things that the Dems aren’t perusing.

To shed helpful light that these liberals need,

Here’s a summertime list of some things they should read:

They first should go back and restudy the contents

Of the stimulus bill and the “cap and trade” nonsense.

Scientific reports and a history book

Would show them how silly these policies look.

And now that GM’s got a government czar,

This leader should know about building a car.

“Car and Driver” and “Motor Trend” sound pretty tough,

But The Big Book of Cars should be simple enough!

We recall when Obama was acting so rash

O’er secured Chrysler creditors’ claims to their cash;

They’re “selfish” and “greedy,” he said with aplomb;

A bankruptcy primer might make him less dumb!

Now even some liberals voice their dismay

That we’re lurching so far in a socialist way.

But we knew Barack longed for big government glory:

We’ve read what was printed about his life story!

Of course there are plenty of books that we’ve missed;

By now, we're assured that you’ve gotten the gist.

But as long as The One and his minions persist

In pounding our laws with a liberal fist

We need to be equally strong to insist

That our own Constitution be high on their list!