CSI: OBAMA

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.”
The “Miranda” Warning

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

Let’s say that we’ve captured a terrorist schmuck
In lawless Afghanistan, running amok
With knowledge of plans to destroy U. S. cities
As drawn by Osama’s Al Qaeda committees.
‘Gainst this high value captive we can’t be too violent:
In fact, we’ll present him his rights to be silent!

Thanks to deep Gitmo guilt and far left propaganda,
We’re reading Jihadists their rights of Miranda!
No waterboard treatment for these special guys:
We’ll get’em attorneys and let them devise
A defense meant to show all our worldwide detractors,
Since Barack’s been elected, we’re not such bad actors!

Such policies render The Muse almost mute
(Elating those people of leftist pursuit)
but we know of what Democrats surely are dreaming:
with their buddies, the trial attorneys, they’re scheming
to strengthen their dicey, unholy alliance
by creating a bottomless source of new clients.

Our Great Leader had told “60 Minutes” this spring
Miranda for terrorists wasn’t a thing
That’s likely to happen, and which he’d condemn --
The same thing he said about running GM!
It’s clear just how deep The One’s mercy doth run
Now that Uighurs stroll free in Bermuda’s warm sun!

If Barack watches cop shows that run on TV
His favorite moments would certainly be
When police catch their man, put their ‘cuffs on his hands,
Then pause to make sure that the perp understands
How to game our court system with brazen demands –
And be just like those thugs from al-Qaeda-filled lands!