What? Liberals Hate Blacks?!

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

 

A big-hearted lib’s filled with goodness and kindness;

he’s first to announce that he’s got major blindness

to issues of color; he loves all diversity;

One’s skin pigmentation won’t trigger adversity

In a liberal world packed with warm toleration

For people and lifestyles of every persuasion.

 

Except, it would seem, when it comes to our cars….

From the Socialists’ Hymnal we’ll sing a few bars

to honor fed takeovers, state-run endeavors,

and big government using its sizeable levers

to force us to act in the ways they see fit --

now controlling the colors of cars they’ll permit!

 

When liberal craziness carries the day,

you can bet California’s leading the way!

The infamous homeland to fruitcakes and nuts

Would like to command that we put all our butts

In cars that are energy-saving and “green” –

Their resident geniuses take this to mean

 

They should outlaw the sale of all cars that are black!

They get so darned hot, their AC’s out of whack

while burning up power far more than their share –

to the rest of us drivers it’s simply not fair!

(This mandate provides us no shock revelation:

The Left Coast is known for pastel inclination…)

 

We know it’s the liberals’ game plan to strike

mortal blows at the Hummer, big vans, and the like;

Barack says he’s glad when gas prices are high:

The faster the SUV market will die!

But we’re taken aback by the swiftness of flight

From reason to foolishness, reaching its height

In denying one’s choice for the color of night.

The irony shines like a beacon of light:

Now our president’s black; soon all cars will be white!