The Dems Get a Spokesman!

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

Oh my, can’t you feel it? The “change” in the air?
Those winds kicking dirt and disheveling hair?
The strength of their gusts should suffice to remind you
A part of your stuff’s owed to someone “behind” you.
The redistributionist breezes are here
And Congressman Jimmy Moran leads the cheer!

This Virginian Democrat really did state
The following during a Town Hall debate
(We swear that it’s true, though it’s stranger than fiction):
Republicans have the “simplistic” conviction
“that people (with) wealth are entitled to keep it.”
As if, though they’ve sown it, they can’t ever reap it!

But wait! We’re not done! ‘Cause Moran then opines:
“They have an antipathy” ‘gainst all those kinds
Of laws “redistributing” much of their money.
Is this wacko for real, or thinking he’s funny?
He surely ignites some evocative sparks
Of that comedy duo named Lenin and Marx!

The Muse likes to think he’s above all the fray;
He’s classy enough that he never would say
The “change” on our Jim that we ought to bestow
Is swapping the “a” in his name for an “o”….
But clearly his rants can be taken to show
Barack and the Dems plan on spreading the dough!