Barack Performs a Miracle

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

There’s something the Muse has a need to admit,

a confession of sorts that he’d herewith submit.

He’s not a big fan of Obama, for sure,

nor happy for socialist plans we’ll endure.

You'll think that the Muse is just babbling insanely,

But Barack’s worked a miracle, putting it plainly.

It’s not that he won the election, Lord knows;

The deck was well-stacked ‘gainst McCain by his foes

At effectively all of the media’s stations

Who hid Barack’s past through unjust calculations:

Bill Ayers, Khalidi, and Fannie Mae’s woes

Were deemed less important than Palin’s new clothes.

And Al Qaeda’s still active, Iran’s getting nukes;

The world is still run by that gaggle of kooks

Who were only too happy to give their endorsement

To The One who’s unlikely to give much enforcement

To battling terrorist groups and their minions;

He’d rather sit down and discuss their opinions.

And we don’t give Him credit for causing the weather

In London when Parliament gathered together

To “stop” global warming by passing tough laws,

A coincidence sure to draw loudest guffaws

Since it snowed for the first time in seventy years --

Who’da thought CO2 could’ve frozen their rears!

No - the planet's not healed and the world hasn't changed,

The universe still hasn't been rearranged, 

but let's be assured we're not misunderstood:

Barack should be praised - yes, he honestly should – 

for doing what nobody else ever could:

He truly made Hillary Clinton look good!