From Tiny ACORNS...

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

The Circle of Life is a marvelous thing;

It gave Elton John cash to buy some more bling. 

From fertilized ova to full grown adults 

We witness in awe Nature’s stunning results. 

But a Circle exists that should make Barack choke:

when ACORN spawns scandals as big as an oak!

Oy vay it’s so strange how the best of intentions

Are thwarted by pols and their base interventions.

What started as efforts for housing the poor

Is a business that registers folks to insure

These “Democrats” vote for Obama – and then

Go do it all over, again and again…

These “voters” have attributes truly quite strange:

There’s some that are felons, and some are deranged;

There’s some who’re dead! Some have multiple names;

Apparently some play in NFL games

Since ACORN presented entire Cowboy rosters

To Vegas officials – now there’s some imposters!

These “nuts” would be funny if not for the facts

They’re active in battleground states to the max!

Obama once worked for this renegade set

And he's given them eight hundred grand to abet

This casting of fraud in the world’s biggest net.

It’s scary this guy could be president yet.