The Elitist Lib Shuffle

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

Roll your eyes up to the sky,

Take a breath, and give a sigh,

Look the fella in the eye and

Condescend

Condescend

Condescend

Smile because you know it all

Shake your head as you recall

Right wing brains are oh so small!

you’re bein’ the lefty…

Bein’ the lefty…

Oh what a lefty

e-l-i-i-i-t-e!

From The Elitist Lib Shuffle,

A Charleston two-step

- music and lyric by 

The Conservative Muse 

The lefty elites work up quite a big sweat

Through exercise brought by the effort to set 

Annoying conservatives back in their place 

Below any lib’s intellectual space.

Just point to Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright

and lefties perform this routine out of spite: 

They roll up their eyes, give a sigh, and then shrug;

They shake their heads, pained, like they need a good drug

To ward off distress caused by right wing inanity -

They’ll fight off these claims for the sake of humanity!

It’s “slanderous,” “racist” – “divisive,” at least,

This focus on Bill and the radical priest!

They’ll ask, “What’s the problem? Barack was just eight”

When Ayers set off all those bombs full of hate. 

Of course, he and Bill share a socialist tenet

that Obama’s kept hidden these months in the Senate.

“And how should Barack ever come to have known

The anti-States seeds that his Pastor had sown?”

He’s been in that church only 20-plus years;

We guess all those sermons can’t breach those large ears! 

They’ll throw us a curve to attempt a distraction: 

“If you want to find something that merits reaction

go look in Alaska, where Palin - that ditz! -

dismissed a state cop in a power-mad blitz!” 

Barack’s got no record, but does have a past

That features a heavily socialist cast.

For libs who would “change” the discussion so fast,

The Elitist Lib Shuffle remains unsurpassed!