Barack Hates (Republican) CEOs!

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

We have a suspicion Barack starts each day

Obsessing and mad over CEO pay!

God knows he’s been pushing this populist stance

As part of his typical class warfare rants.

From people “ripped off” by Big Oil – and now banks! –

He must be expecting a heartfelt big “Thanks”

For bringing unfairness like this to the light;

Too bad it’s his cronies he’s needing to fight.

We’re speaking about Fannie Mae’s corrupt leaders,

Those Democrat boys that were acting as feeders

Of the GSE’s coffers to liberal friends

While paying themselves an amount that transcends

A rational person’s conception of “fair;”

It’s likely Barack doesn’t want to go there 

Since he’s taken one-seven-five grand from that till

with disgraced ex-employees advising him still!

Let’s take Franklin Raines, who as Fannie Mae’s head,

Made ninety-plus million while lining his bed

With bonuses reaped from the company’s books 

Through fraudulent numbers from auditor crooks.

Jim Johnson and Jamie Gorelick are more

Examples of Dems making riches galore

by urging bad lending without consternation

While Dodd, Frank and Schumer stopped new regulation.

What irony, then, that our fiscal distress

Has given Obama such polling success!

This stuff can’t be found on a big network medium –

It detracts from their drumbeat of pro-Barack tedium.

Instead they’re proclaiming that Palin would fail,

and McCain wasn’t beaten in Ho Chi Minh’s jail.

They ignore the Dems’ fault that’s so massive in scale;

To get their attention we’ll print it in Braille!