Sunday, August 10, 2008

Those PIXAR Geniuses are Sure...Lefties?!

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse


Last weekend the Muse took his granddaughter down

To see the new Pixar film coming to town.

With hundreds of children the theater’s packed,

All victims of having their innocence whacked 

By subliminal anti-American themes

Of  “Wall-E,” the robot with socialist schemes!


“Now Muse,” you might think, “you’ve most surely gone nutty!

Your granddaughter’s mashed your dull wits to mere putty!”

But hear what we say and you’ll know we’re not rash:

Our Wall-E inhabits a world full of trash

That’s left in the wake of a vile corporation --

a criminal capitalistic creation! 


The “Buy N Large” company’s what they’re decrying.

(Could Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club be what they’re implying?)

Americans live in a space ship above

The world they’ve destroyed by their unfettered love

of over-consumption that makes them so fat

without the support of their chairs they’d go “splat.”


There’s shrewd use of colors:  The earth is all brown,

Except for a sprout of a plant that’s renown

For being a hero because it’s so “green”:

Enviro allusions abound on the screen. 

(We looked for Al Gore to appear in a scene!)

Thank goodness the kids can’t discern what they mean!

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