Sunday, August 24, 2008

Libs Love Free Speech - Sort Of...

© 2007, by The Conservative Muse


True liberals cherish their freedom to speak; 

A range of opinion’s a goal that they seek.

They praise the amendment that cites these ideals

And aim to expand it with legal appeals. 

If perversion and weirdness you’d like to pursue

they’ll fight for your rights with the ACLU.

These tolerant views make them feel so benevolent,

with intellect, warmth and compassion so prevalent. 


But wait!  If you say it’s Rush Limbaugh you love,

Those same Dems will say, “Disregard the above!

In defense of free speech we’ll give all that we’ve got -- 

As long as it’s not that conservative rot.” 

They’re fuming ‘cause Rush has such huge popularity;

They’d ditch all their “values” to try to reach parity.


Most liberal schools are well-known to decline

To hear any speakers not toeing their line,

And willing to do so with methods quite violent.

In efforts to keep all contrarians silent

their pols are invoking the Doctrine of Fairness, 

assuming that people lack any awareness

of all of the options from which they can choose

to get a particular slant on the news.

Their scorn for the public’s IQ is uncanny!

(It leads to a push for a state known as “Nanny.”)


Libs brook any thought that one person supposes 

As long as it’s something no lefty opposes.

The samples above show a trend that exposes

The chilling effect a lib doctrine imposes. 


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