© 2013 by The Conservative Muse
The term "mistake" is something one is likely not to use
When referring to that force of nature known to be the Muse.
But we've just described the depth of Great Obama's latest funk,
But didn't know how far Barack had really, truly sunk!
The Left had mocked Benghazi as a witch-hunting affair;
As the Brilliant Man himself had said, "There's really no 'there' there."
But, oops, along with hated Fox the other nets agree
There's "there" that's there enough to make one cop a guilty plea.
And now the IRS has risen up its ugly head
To admit to targeting those groups the liberals all dread.
He’s used governmental bureaus to harass the other side?
We've not seen such raw abuse of force since Richard Nixon died.
And now comes word Max Baucus will vacate his Senate seat;
From the "train wreck" that's Obamacare he's beating a retreat.
What's really most absurd about his choice to leave The Hill,
Is he's one of those Dem pols who first constructed the damn bill!
We'd said Barack was like an oak, collapsing in the wood -
But allusions to a mighty tree are clearly way too good.
A “bug-infested slender reed” would suit Obama more;
There must be termites somewhere 'cause he's rotten to the core!