Obama Still Falling Like Mighty Oak - But People Are Listening!

© 2013 by The Conservative Muse

The term "mistake" is something one is likely not to use

When referring to that force of nature known to be the Muse.

But we've just described the depth of Great Obama's latest funk,

But didn't know how far Barack had really, truly sunk!

The Left had mocked Benghazi as a witch-hunting affair;

As the Brilliant Man himself had said, "There's really no 'there' there."

But, oops, along with hated Fox the other nets agree

There's "there" that's there enough to make one cop a guilty plea.

And now the IRS has risen up its ugly head

To admit to targeting those groups the liberals all dread.

He’s used governmental bureaus to harass the other side?

We've not seen such raw abuse of force since Richard Nixon died.

And now comes word Max Baucus will vacate his Senate seat;

From the "train wreck" that's Obamacare he's beating a retreat.

What's really most absurd about his choice to leave The Hill,

Is he's one of those Dem pols who first constructed the damn bill!

We'd said Barack was like an oak, collapsing in the wood -

But allusions to a mighty tree are clearly way too good.

A “bug-infested slender reed” would suit Obama more;

There must be termites somewhere 'cause he's rotten to the core!

Obama Falls Like Mighty Oak; Will Anybody Hear it?

© 2013 by The Conservative Muse

There's a famous adage that our current politics recall:

If there's no one there to hear it, can a tree be said to fall?

It's about Obama's reign and how the media support it;

Can one say that he's a failure if there's no one who'll report it?

For example, take Benghazi and our embassy destroyed,

Where deaths occurred that might have been so easy to avoid.

We heard lies about a video, and angry mobs with rocks;

"Jihadists" wasn't mentioned until coverage by Fox.

And unemployment's down, a fact the networks have enjoyed,

Until one hears of rates of all those under-unemployed.

The "recovery" we have is on a record listless pace,

So any pretense of good news the media embrace.

And then of course there's all those famous foreign-based successes,

As red lines are crossed and nuke production blatantly progresses.

Will anyone remember Great Obama's macho claim

That the use of certain weapons would be cause to "change the game"?

At times we see the mainstream press impugn their Chosen One,

But it's only when their Left agenda isn't getting done.

Can the media ignore what well might be His coming doom?

The sound that falling tree would make should be a sonic boom!

Obama Gets Tough, Draws Red Line!

                                                 Portrait of Obama's "Red Line"

© 2013 by The Conservative Muse

In the world that we know, in the Earth which we tread,

There's a whole lot of things that are known to be "red."

There's tomatoes, and apples, and blood and stop signs --

And cherries, and lips, and Obama-drawn lines...

Like the Syrian Line, which, whenever it's crossed

Will exact from those crossers a terrible cost!

It's the same ultimatum Obama proclaimed

So that bloodthirsty despots worldwide would be tamed,

Like Iran's Ahmadinejad, crazed Kim Jong Un,

And other bad guys with a nuclear gun.

Except wait!  Now it seems that the line has been crossed...

Poison gas has resulted in scores of lives lost.

Those Syrians must be a-quiver with fear

As they wait for Obama's response to appear.

So they wait...and they wait... They can twiddle their thumbs

For as long as they want until Judgment Day comes.

The key to Obama's Red Lines, they must think,    

Is to know that they're drawn in invisible ink.

Forget Those Annoying Air Traffic Layoffs....

Our complaints with Obama still fester;
He's less Prez than he is Court-ly Jester.
But things have got worse,
This week there's no verse;
The Muse was laid off by Sequester!

Genius Barack Incredibly Stupid!

                                                 The Brilliant Barack Obama

   

© 2013 by The Conservative Muse

We've written before of our ill-tempered pet,

A cat who's as stupid as animals get.

But smack him enough and he'll figure what's right --

We just wish that Obama were equally bright.

As we know, we've been mired in a deep fiscal mess;

It's Barack's big excuse for his lack of success.

But we guess he forgot what we all know so well:

Does "sub-prime loan crisis" ring some kind of bell?

The genius Barack is now floating a plan

That's hardly befitting The World's Smartest Man:

To suck up to his public he's now instigating

Giving home loans to people with low-credit rating!!

While the Left had blamed Bush for our troubles - of course -

Most experts blamed poorly-made loans as the source.

While years of no work and low growth have elapsed,

Barack's urging conditions that caused the collapse.

Is it too much to ask that Our Leader embrace

Not pandering to his impoverished base?

To ignore sub-prime dangers is truly astounding;

Our dumb freaking cat even learns from a pounding!

Climate Change Strikes England! Tens of Thousands Perish!

                                                   Global Warming Strikes U.K.!

© 2013 by The Conservative Muse

We global warmth skeptics have got to admit

That climate change causes some dangerous shit.

There's data from England that's really quite chilling

With regard to the number of people it's killing.

Last year's brutal season attacked the U.K.,

When 24,000 poor souls passed away.

And this year's projections aren't any more bright:

Thirty thousand will die if the experts are right.

To fight global warming the Left has devised

A carbon tax plan, causing oil price to rise. 

While they try to forestall when the Earth catches fire,

They're doing great harm in their frenzied desire.

By boosting fuel costs major threats aren’t controlled:

All those people have died during wintertime cold!

Of course the alarmists all march to the beat

That the world's greatest menace is carbon-based heat.

Though warming is stalled in a twelve-year hiatus,

Its proponents hang on and refuse to debate us.

If they’re right, saying humans can alter our clime,

Not heating Great Britain’s an odious crime!