© 2014 by The Conservative Muse
Barack has a got a lot of stuff upon his plate these days;
there's confrontations overseas in myriads of ways.
Iran is going nuclear, Assad shows no regrets,
and Putin laughs disdainfully at all the empty threats.
So given yawning silence that Barack's red lines arouse,
we're not surprised he's targeted a hapless herd of cows.
Yep…. Administration folks are getting set to play their parts
in the drama of eliminating greenhouse bovine farts.
It seems there's lots of methane that gets formed in every gut,
so cows destroy some atmosphere with every cheese they cut.
From gastronomic upset of these herds out on the range,
the global warmists quiver at the thought of climate change.
So the race is on to figure ways to calm an angry cud --
an intravenous drip of Rolaids right into the blood?
With scandals raging all around and foreign threats so urgent,
Barack is looking for a cow intestinal detergent!